That Ol' Kiriyama Spirit

Could you do it? They ask
Could you kill your best friend?
I like to think I’d be up to the task
I could dish out a merciful end

Does the Battle Royale programme accept volunteers?
I’d be an efficient killing machine
I’d hunt them down and prey on their fears
I’d be the greatest warrior they’d ever seen

I’ll strangle and garot
I’ll stab and I’ll shoot
It’ll be murder and mayhem as I slaughter the lot.
Oh my, it’ll be a hoot.

Hand me a knife, hand me a gun
I’ll take a pointy stick or even a pot lid
Tool me up, sit back and enjoy the fun
They’ll all say there’s something special about that kid

The bodies will pile up and soon we’ll face the end
A final bloody showdown between you and I
Now ask me if I can kill my best friend
And I will say “now its time for you to die!”