Tuesday, 20 August 2013

The Dark Passenger, a haiku


A dark passenger
Kill those that deserve to die
Monster born in blood

Horcruxes or Hallows, a haiku


Horcrux or hallow
The fate of all rests on this
A difficult choice

Eric, a haiku


Eric Cartman sulks
Screw you guys I'm going home
Cry baby fat ass

Life in Reverse, a Red Dwarf haiku


Life going backwards
Things begin to make more sense
But poo goes backwards!

One Man Army, a Rambo haiku


Rambo in Burma
Slaughters the whole damn country
Mr. Machete

Think McFly, a Back to the Future haiku


Up to eighty eight
Where we go we don't need roads
Travelling in time

Play the Game, A Game of Thrones Haiku


Play the Game of Thrones
By which I mean show your boobs
My kingdom for boobs